The Myth of Fingerprints
I am a political science major at UNL, but I took a plant science course last terms just to get a science credit out of the way. One of the most poignant things I learned in the class (at least as far as its use in snooty metaphors was concerned) was the property of apical dominance. Apical dominance essentially means that when you sever the apex of a plant, the rest of the plant will start to sprout new branches and or flowers and buds, etc. Severing the tops of our aspirations, at least the ones that have been packaged neatly in boxes to fit in the cubby drawers of our collective psyche, allows those talents and functions deemed less important (by ourselves and by society), like being objectively observant of people for things like their genuineness and generosity, to sprout new branches of reasoning that can resonate to your decisions in everything from what to stand for to what moves you musically.
Basically, I’m a sloppy guy. That’s because in trying to throw out the most unimportant ideals, I have conveniently added cleaning rooms to my “list of common methods of bourgeoisie oppression”. So, don’t clean your room, and reach self-actualization. Simple.
Honestly, I hope to show you some bullshit, and I sincerly hope that bullshit makes my other less-bullshitty shit look less… shitty!?
I love interrobangs. By. The. Way.
Thank you, and think for yourselves. But, if you think for other people, you might make a lot more money.
So, ah, that’s all I could tell ya.